Miss Butterscotch

I don't have much to write so I will tell you a story about Miss Butterscotch who decided she needed to find meaning in her life so she went out into the wide world and tried to find a job. There are not many things a cat is good at in the working world. However , Miss B had one special talent, she made an unusual sound when she meowed. Her meow sounded exactly like a baby's cry and not a baby that was simply tired or a little bit fussy but a baby that was completely out of it's head with misery. So with this special talent she went to a voice agent to try to find work in commercials. Since she is small and doesn't take up much room or eat very much and was willing to accept minimum wage she was hired right away for a commercial for gerber's baby food. Miss Butterscotch is very pleased with herself and feels her life is much more meaningful now and all her usual angst goes into her work instead of her home life.